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Men in Black and Ghostbusters are my fav films ever. If you play Neopets message me and we can be NeoFriends and live in Neopia Central together forever :-) I'm easily irritable and get bored of things easily, I'm also really unorganised. I love looking after people (idk why I just do) and I'm the designated puke cleaner at parties. I often get called Kurdz, my mum called me it when I was little and since then most people I know have picked up on it. I'm 5"3 and demand to be carried every where I go. Luke, Beth and Jes are my bottom bitches. The end.

I love that phrase, ‘shagged her brains out’. But I have to confess…I have never done that to anybody. At best, I may have made them forget a novel… ‘Was it good for you baby?’ ‘Oh yeah, I can’t remember ‘Catcher in the Rye’!’ ‘Well turn over baby, let’s get rid of ‘The Gruffalo’!’
….MY DICK IS THE ENEMY OF PENGUIN CLASSICS!!!

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